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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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