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William Winkenwerder Jr. is an American business and health care industry executive. He was Assistant Secretary of Defense for Health Affairs from 2001 to 2007. He had executive positions within the health industry.
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Anja Christina Kontor is a Swedish journalist and television presenter. She started as a freelancer for Sveriges Radio in 1987. She started working at Sveriges Television and started presenting Go'kväll when the show was first broadcast from studios in Sundsvall, Umeå and Norrköping. Kontor worked as a presenter, producer and reporter for the show in 1997–2010. In 1995–97, she also helped launch the TV4 Uppland local news broadcasts, where she handled several different tasks. At the same time Kontor also produced regular features on TV4 News and Nyhetsmorgon. Kontor has also filled in and helped presenting episodes of Sveriges Radio show P4 Extra and Karlavagnen.
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