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\"Mean Mr. Mustard\" is a song by English rock band the Beatles, released on their 1969 studio album Abbey Road. Written by John Lennon and credited to Lennon–McCartney, it is the third track of the album's medley. It was recorded with \"Sun King\" in one continuous piece.
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{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}
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